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{{newreview
|author=Alan Tyers and Beach
|title=I Kick Therefore I am: The Little Book of Premier League Wisdom
|rating=4
|genre=Sport
|summary=You remember Ronnie Matthews, don't you? He's the footballer who celebrated his one – and so far, only – international match by booing his way through the Faroe Islands' national anthem, then getting a red card for chatting up the lineswoman. He still thinks he contributed well to a vital friendly, however. He's the player whose career in piddling his way through continuously lesser and lesser clubs for far too long has only been matched in the recent game by Steve Claridge. And still he's bucking the trend – he's the only author smart enough to realise that four-hundred page, ghost-written biogs are unnecessary, for he's crammed all his life, career, philosophy and response to Twitter into an hour's read.
|amazonuk=<amazonuk>1408832763</amazonuk>
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{{newreview
|author=Katie McGarry