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|title=Danger Is Everywhere: A Handbook for Avoiding Danger

|author=David O'Doherty and Chris Judge

|publisher=Puffin

|date=August 2014

|summary=A very unusual style of read for children aged about nine-ish and up, this book has a tendency to do just one thing, but does it well.

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Meet Docter Noel Zone. Yes, it's his spelling – safely making sure people don't think he is a real doctor. And safety is his first and foremost interest. After having to rescue too many people in his job as a swimming pool lifeguard – he banned all movement in and around the water as it was just too dangerous, after which however the people in the water started to drown – he made it safer for all concerned by removing the water. I'm sure he'd barricaded the diving board off long before – even in his own home he's removed the stairs as a safety risk. This book is his illustrated guide to playing it safe, in all aspects of life – from the hazmat suit needed to make toast to illustrating what you need to do when attacked by a polar bear or a toothbrush snake.