|summary= Train squirrels, foxes, birds and more to entertain you. This book might similarly entertain, but to me it seemed a most singular hobby I won't be indulging in.
If other things you really shouldn't be worried about doing are your choice of reading, firm up on more of them in [[Sod That!: 103 Things Not To Do Before You Die by Sam Jordison]]. If you're interested in training pets to do something useful - like search and rescue - then we can recommend [[The Kingdom of Scent by Anne Lill Kvam]].