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You're the Froth On My Soy Cappuccino: Poems for the Present by Don Behrend (view source)
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''You're the Froth On My Soy Cappuccino'' begins with ''A Modern Love Story'':
''You’re the froth on my soy cappuccino''<br>
''You’re the spread on my paleo toast''<br>
''You’re the nose of my GM-free Pinot''<br>
''You’re organic, my love. You’re the most!''<br>
Ha! How can you not laugh at this gently mocking take on love in the hipster world? This poem sets the tone for a volume of light verse. Light is the best word for it too because Don Behrend enjoys gently mocking the sillier aspects of modern life but it's never done with cruelty. Not least because the vignettes he provides are not only those things that have made us roll our eyes or giggle, but those things we recognise in ourselves and make us smile even though they are daft.
I enjoyed ''Vox Populi'' - a pointed take on the tribalism of politics and political discourse:
''Hapless voters, asked to choose''<br>
''Between such contradictory views''<br>
''Are apt to raise the people’s voice''<br>
''And make an unexpected choice''<br>
Yes, politicians: beware what you wish for while you tub thump. It might just come true. Or, there again, it might not. Either way, you may face some unintended consequences. There is a lot in this collection about the highs and lows of online life: - selfies, memes, social media. You'll see yourself and those you know in a lot of them.
''Foolish Questions'' is fabulous: questions and suggestions from history that were roundly mocked at the time - about evolutions, atoms, the continental drift - but were shortly confirmed by science. It ends, pithily:
''There’s a stratagem for solving an enigma''<br>
''That is known to every murder-mystery sleuth:''<br>
''If you ask a foolish question you may get a rude reply''<br>
''But it could be that you’ve stumbled on the truth''<br>
Many of the poems are about animals and are charming. Among the octopuses and the tortoises, you might find an interloper:
''The three-toed sloth Incites my wrath; The two-toed, scarcely less ''<br>
''They bring to mind The five-toed kind – My species, I confess''<br>
And, even though the entire thing is endlessly quotable, that's all you're getting. I'll leave you to enjoy the brevity of ''Sins and Follies'' and ''Useful Words'' without me. Just mind your ''Food Ignorance'', pronounce ''quinoa'' correctly and keep your ''Erotesis'' to yourself!
We don't usually cover poetry here at Bookbag Towers. But we couldn't resist ''You're the Froth On My Soy Cappuccino''. There's a real dearth of light verse around and we are the worse for it. If poetry is to be truly accessible and a genuinely family affair, it benefits from metre and rhyme. The rhythm and cadence in this volume makes the poems easy to speak aloud and thus easier to share and remember. And the punchlines all have a proper punch, even though you know they're coming. If the purpose of literature is to entertain, this slim volume delivers in bucketloads.
More like this, please!
If, like me, you enjoy some light verse, you could also look at [[The Dictionary of Dads: Poems by Justin Coe and Steve Wells]], which is aimed at children but can be enjoyed by adults too.
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