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|author=Benny Lindelauf, Ludwig Volbeda and Laura Watkinson (translator)
|title=Tortot, the Cold Fish Who Lost His World and Found His Heart
|rating=4.5
|genre=Teens
|summary=Meet Tortot. He's a camp chef for an army, with a cold heart – he sheds no tears, or at least as much as does a fish – and a brilliant way of gauging the warfare going on around him. The book even starts with him crossing the battlefield to start work for the enemy the night before they turn the tables on his previous employers and defeat them, leaving Tortot on the winning side once more. But now he's not alone – for he has managed to also inherit an assistant, who lives in a barrel of the Emperors' favourite and most important gherkins…
|amazonuk=<amazonuk>1782691545</amazonuk>
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{{newreview
|author=Jessica Townsend
|summary=It's not enough these days, you know, to have just one franchise. No, you have to match it with another. You have to mash ''Doctor Who'' with the ''Mister Men''. You need zombies in your [[Pride and Prejudice and Zombies by Jane Austen and Seth Grahame-Smith|Pride and Prejudice]] (don't laugh, the book was much better than the film). Batman has to have a Lego equivalent (and don't laugh, for the film was awfully unfunny). Even when you're a Disneyfied, new-film-every-year-like-it-or-not behemoth like ''Star Wars'', you need some secondary property to latch on to. Hence this, which as the title suggests, is the second book asking you to find the Wookie in the Wally/Waldo-esque scenes.
|amazonuk=<amazonuk>1405284188</amazonuk>
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