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|title=Lost Cosmonaut

|author=Daniel Kalder

|date=February 2007

|isbn=978-0571227815

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Daniel Kalder is trying to go where no one has gone before, to deepest, darkest Russia, to places with exotic names like Tartarstan, Kalmykia, Mari El and Udmurtia. The problem is, whenever he arrives somewhere, he find he's been beaten to it by an Irishman here, a Scotsman there. Damn westerners. They get everywhere, even places picked specifically on the understanding that no one in their right mind would choose to go there, and therefore Kalder and his companions could be the first.