You might not be surprised to read of a private eye that is follically challenged, but it becomes more interesting when the hair that is at the centre of the problem is a missing lock of pop star's tresses, bought from eBay. It becomes even more interesting when the private eye is a twelve year old, calling himself a detective to the scorn of all his fellow school-goers, and treasuring two hundred dollars of tat he achieved by passing an online detective course.
When Fletcher Moon, or Half Moon, as he's nicknamed due to his stature, seems to solve one case at school very quickly, it immediately leads into the theft of his treasured detective's badge, and escalates to a whole crime wave when petty theft and malicious tampering against several young local people come to light.
Fletcher then has to retrieve his property - even though the only possible culprit is one of the Sharkey sons, from the neighbourhood's one-family crime wave no less. He also has to continue to suffer the slings and arrows of the other kids at school, from the pink-obsessed girls, to the snotty kids who look up to him (the only ones that can), and the constant barracking that Moon receives from everyone at school - for that is what they do.
It seems churlish to expect the whole Philip Marlowe before his voice has broken shtick to be maintained - I guess it would be an in-joke for us adults that would soon pall - and indeed the writing remains constantly entertaining throughout in other ways. Half Moon, is surely too good an invention to be given just the one novel. ''You set fire to May's garden. This is a dry month; that could have spread'' he says to one local lad, equally dryly. But funniness is not the only fun feature in the book - there is a strong plot, as I say, that might not have dropped my jaw in surprise but was very compelling.
There are also messages regarding themes of power in the story, should you seek to look for them. Not just the brain power brainpower as evinced by the nerdish short boy hero, but the general power sought by some pro-education girls, and more.
All this leads to a story that smacks of a lot more realism than the Hardy Boys ever did, with hosts more humour, but unfortunately , it seems there is no sequel on the horizon - words I never thought I'd type.
Perhaps as a personal rating four and a half stars is more realistic - I sought more pastiche noir narrative, and the Irish setting could have been used even more, but that again might have turned off the young teenage reader, for whom five stars is surely the only logical response.
I would certainly recommend this to anyone in the target audience, for whom five stars is evidently the only response. To anyone else , it remains a couple of hours of speedy and worthwhile reading. You can also turn to [[Artemis Fowl and the Lost Colony|my Artemis Fowl review]], again to see if I think this is a fluke from this inventive Irish children's author, or just what we can happily expect. We also have a review of [[Fowl Twins by Eoin Colfer]].
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