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You might not be surprised to read of a private eye that is follically challenged, but it becomes more interesting when the hair that is at the centre of the problem is a missing lock of pop star's tresses, bought from eBay. It becomes even more interesting when the private eye is a twelve year old, calling himself a detective to the scorn of all his fellow school-goers, and treasuring two hundred dollars of tat he achieved by passing an online detective course.