Blushing furiously (well, it was a very hot day…) I beat a hasty retreat, muttering something about the event being very good value for money and doing exactly what it said on the tin. In the circumstances a couple of clichés couldn't make matters any worse.
'''Chris Mullin: [[A Walk-on Part: Diaries 1994 - 1999 by Chris Mullin|A Walk-On Part]]'''
''I've become a light entertainer''.