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|author=Smriti Prasadam-Halls and David Wojtowycz
|title=Elephant Pants
|rating=5
|genre=For Sharing
|summary=''Oh, fiddle-dee fickers,''<br>
''Where, oh where, oh''<br>
''WHERE are my knickers?”''
This is the plaintive cry from Major Trump that sets the tone at the start of this wonderfully entertaining story and sends Noah and all the animals on the ark into a flap. Major Trump asks Noah to help locate the missing undies which are a fetching red pair with white hearts that match his wife's. Noah calls an ark alert and gathers all the other animals round in order to line up and display the pants that they are wearing. What then follows is a comical parade of animal pairs showing of their weird and wonderful underwear. There are hippos brandishing stars and stripes pants, flamingos with frilly knickers, tigers in super-strength drawers and horses wearing ones that are organic, recycled and handmade. I have only mentioned a few of what is quite a sensational collection of varied underwear. Unfortunately, no one is wearing the missing undies but perhaps there is another explanation for where they might be!
|amazonuk=<amazonuk>1408313472</amazonuk>
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{{newreview
|author=Michael Lawrence
