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MC: I am surprised that a lady of your literary quality would even envisage such a possibility. You may well have read over the weekend of the detection by the Alpha magnetic spectrometer (AMS) of dark matter, more specifically the particle neutralino which barely ever interacts with ordinary matter. I have friends like that. Analysis has shown part of the dark matter to be fragments of Kookaburra (the cricket ball, not the kingfisher). The Big Bang may well have been created by the ball hitting the Great Creator's coal bunker in his back garden with such force as to cause an enormous explosion. GC, as we humans know him, had a pretty lethal forward drive when practicing.

'''Do teenagers today have as much fun as we did?'''