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|author=Mariana Enriquez
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|title=A Sunny Place for Shady People
|author=Christopher Golden (Editor)
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|rating=5
|title=Monster's Corner
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|genre=Short Stories
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|summary=Mariana Enriquez writes horror that is disturbingly real, achieving this uncanny familiarity by basing her paranormal plots on gritty realities: her settings include an abandoned field full of disused refrigerators due to an urban planning mishap, an overcrowded homeless shelter and a crime-ridden neighbourhood where safety meetings are routine - all within Argentina. The circumstances of her characters are so plausible that the supernatural or otherworldly horror which seeps into these spaces adopts a similarly tangible texture.
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|isbn=0008385068
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|title=The Midnight Feast
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|author=Lucy Foley
 
|rating=4.5
 
|rating=4.5
|genre=Anthologies
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|genre=Thrillers
|summary=''The Monster's Corner'' is a collection of tales that are told from the monster's perspective. It takes the idea that we are all the heroes of our own story and has a gloriously good time with it. Ranging from the thought-provoking to the strange, to the shocking and gory – they're a great selection of stories from the likes of [[:Category:Kelley Armstrong|Kelley Armstrong]], [[:Category:Kevin J Anderson|Kevin J. Anderson]], Sarah Pinborough and many others.
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|summary=It's midsummer on the Dorset coast and guests gather at The Manor.  It's their opening weekend and splendid celebrations are promised.  It's all headed up by Francesca Meadows. The Manor was her ancestral home and she's converted it into an impressive retreat for the wealthy and famous. Her husband, Owen, was the architect and work is still ongoing on parts of the site.  The heat is oppressive and amongst the guests are enemies as well as friends. Old scores are going to be settled and it won't be long before a body is found.
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|author=Richard Kadrey
|author=Colson Whitehead
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|title=The Pale House Devil
|title=Zone One
 
 
|rating=4
 
|rating=4
 
|genre=Horror
 
|genre=Horror
|summary=To start, for once, with the book's style - this has probably the least dialogue of any book you'll read this yearThere are some comments from characters, but they're few and far between - as are those characters that can actually speakFor we're in a devastated New York, later this century, and our three main protagonists are cleaning up after a worldwide plague of zombiesThe active ones have mostly been gunned down by the military, but there are a few still locked away in hidden corners - as well as inactive ones, called stragglers, who seem stuck in one instant, whether finishing off their last office job for the millionth time, or like a ghost haunting a place relevant to them.
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|summary=Ford and Neuland are a couple of, well, guys for hire I guess, though really the way I thought of them through the book was as a couple of strange detectives!  One of them is living, you see, and the other is undead, and so one of them kills the living, and the other kills the undead(Only not each other, obviously)They're on a job in New York that goes badly, and so they head out to the West coast to try to lay low for a while and find some other work to keep them goingBut when a young woman called Tilda hires them to kill the 'something' that appears to be haunting a wealthy gentleman's house they find themselves uncovering a whole lot of family history, and a terrifyingly powerful creature that they've never come across before!
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|author=Rachel Harrison
|author=Chris Priestley
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|title=Bad Dolls
|title=Mister Creecher
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|rating=4
|rating=5
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|genre=Short Stories
|genre=Teens
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|summary=It's been some time since I've read any horror.  I had a couple of misspent teen years reading Stephen King, borrowing the books from a boy I fancied at school and scaring myself half silly with them to the point that I couldn't shut my bedroom curtains at night for fear of the vampires outside!  Don't worry - this short story collection isn't like that!  It doesn't have those jump scares, and I didn't have to read it during daylight hours only!  But it is creepy, and I found most of that feeling came from the fact that these are stories about women, living normal lives, and that at least in part, the horrors arises from very normal situations such as a breakup, trying a new dieting app, going to a hen party and a coping with grief.
|summary=Ooh, ooh - two Frankenstein-related books one after the other! More of that in the further reading at the end. ''Mr Creecher'' isn't a retelling, a sequel or a prequel; it's an interlude, set midway through the events of Mary Shelley's novel.
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|isbn=1803363932
 
 
It's Regency London, the Industrial Revolution is beginning to crank up, and Billy is an orphan and pickpocket trying to survive in the grimy streets. About to rob what he thinks is a corpse, Billy is set upon by some acquaintances to whom he owes money. Before Fletcher's knife prises out Billy's eye, the corpse - not a corpse at all, in case you didn't guess - comes to his rescue. This huge, shambling man is not a pretty sight. But he has a job for Billy. Mr Creecher has come to London on the trail of Victor Frankenstein, with whom he has a bargain. And he needs Billy to follow Frankenstein to make sure he doesn't renege on the deal.
 
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|author=Kenneth Oppel
 
|title=This Dark Endeavour
 
|rating=5
 
|genre=Teens
 
|summary=Victor and Konrad Frankenstein are twins, born just two minutes apart. They look alike but their personalities couldn't be more different. Konrad is calm, assured and capable. People like him. Victor is intense and arrogant with a burning ambition. He rubs people up the wrong way more often than not. The twins live with their beautiful, sometimes wayward, cousin Elizabeth and the three are educated alongside great friend and wordsmith Henry. It's a charmed life in the Frankenstein chateau in the Genevese republic.
 
|amazonuk=<amazonuk>0857560123</amazonuk>
 
 
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|isbn=1803365110
|author=Niki Valentine
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|author=Chuck Tingle
|title=The Haunted
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|title=Camp Damascus
 
|rating=3.5
 
|rating=3.5
 
|genre=Horror
 
|genre=Horror
|summary=Valentine's novel opens with a sinister tale that has nothing to do with haunted boths – but everything to do with rotting relationships. Susan and Martin are attempting to have a second honeymoon but the dynamic between them is clearly flawed from the very start. Susan seems to be experiencing feelings of seemingly hysteria-driven love, continually alternating with resentment.  The opening scenes are played out in the relative calm of a smart hotel, but the tension and irritations between the couple are painfully clear.
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|summary=Love is love; although humans continue to be confused by this sentiment. Gay conversion therapy is ongoing. The UK government ruled out plans to make it a crime and, in the US, nearly 700 000 adults have received it. Although it is both a secular and a religious prejudice, Chuck Tingle, in his new horror, ''Camp Damascus'', peels back the skin of Christian ''pray the gay away'' camps to show the reader the horror lurking within.
|amazonuk=<amazonuk>0751545082</amazonuk>
 
 
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|isbn=1529382823
|author=Susan Hill
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|title=The Last Passenger
|title=The Woman in Black
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|author=Will Dean
|rating=5
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|rating=4.5
|genre=Literary Fiction
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|genre=Thrillers
|summary=Arthur Kipps is a young solicitor working in a fog-bound London and soon to be marriedAll looks rosy for Arthur until one day he is called into his boss' office where he is tasked with the affairs of the deceased recluse Alice DrablowAlice Drablow had lived in the melancholy village of Crythin Gifford in an isolated house on the remote Eel Marsh, a house only accessible by a strange causeway when the tide is out.  It is here Arthur must travel to firstly represent his firm at her funeral and then to sift through Mrs Drablow's house to ensure all her legal paperwork is in order.
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|summary=Caroline Riley (she prefers 'Caz') is middle-aged and has found herself somewhat surprisingly in love with Pete.  They're off on a cruise to New York on ''Atlantica''Caz's sister, Gemma, reckons that Pete is going to propose but Caz hasn't spotted a ring-shaped bulge in his suit pocket and she doesn't know whether she's relieved or disappointedThey've not been a couple for that long and the trip will be an excellent opportunity to get to know him a bit better.  Meanwhile, Gemma is looking after Caz's cafe as well as their mother who has dementia.  It's going to be good, isn't it?
|amazonuk=<amazonuk>1846685621</amazonuk>
 
 
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|isbn=1803363002
|author=Thierry Jonquet
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|author= Eric LaRocca
|title=Tarantula: The Skin I Live In
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|title= The Trees Grew Because I Bled There
|rating=5
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|rating= 5
|genre=General Fiction
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|genre= Horror
|summary=In a large French country house, an expert in facial reconstruction surgery keeps a beautiful woman locked up in her bedroom. He placates her with opium, but barks orders through hugely powerful speakers and an intercom.  She tantalises him with her sexuality, which he tries to ignore, except for when he seems to abuse it in a sort of S/M way when he does let her into society, as he forces her to prostitute herself. Elsewhere, a young, inept bank robber holes himself up in a sunny house, waiting for the heat to die. And finally, a young man is held chained up in a cellar at the hands of an unknown possessor.
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|summary= Horror taps into something primeval within us. It is used as a way to reflect our darkest emotions and how we as humans react and process them. Most horror fiction feature a ''Big Bad'', whether that is a home invader, a monster or a ghost, it usually something tangible and, by the end of the story, beatable. Eric LaRocca's ''The Trees Grew Because I Bled There'' is not like that. It is a collection of short stories more interested in the horrors of illness, grief and humiliation. Horrors that linger and are harder to defeat than any ''Big Bad''.
|amazonuk=<amazonuk>1846687942</amazonuk>
 
 
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|isbn=B0BHR8KWSK
|author=Ira Levin
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|title=Dukkha
|title=Rosemary's Baby
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|author=Martin Hyde
 
|rating=4
 
|rating=4
|genre=General Fiction
 
|summary=A young couple find the beginnings of a dream life together in a new apartment in a New York building that a friend says is a hotbed of death and misfortune.  But it seems perfect.  His job prospects as an actor have never been better, and they're quickly accepted into the elderly community of their neighbours.  What's more, she - Rosemary - gets pregnant.  Nothing can go wrong, can it?  None of this happiness and hope can come at a dreadful cost - can it?
 
|amazonuk=<amazonuk>1849015880</amazonuk>
 
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|author=David Wong
 
|title=John Dies at the End
 
|rating=3
 
 
|genre=Horror
 
|genre=Horror
|summary='John Dies at the End' begins with friends John and Dave going to a party and meeting a Jamaican drug dealer who provides John with a hit of something called 'soy sauce'. Thereafter, John starts to see things that others can't see. Dave thinks he has had a bad reaction to the drug until he accidentally takes a hit and also starts to have strange experiences, seeing odd shadow creatures, none of whom are very friendly. Even worse, people start to die and a dog takes on human characteristics. Before long, John and Dave are facing death on a regular basis and are aware that they have access to dimensions that normal people don't know about.
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|summary=Sam wakes up chained in a basement. He rails against his captor and the injustice of his imprisonment? Why? ''Why?''
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But of course, he knows why. Sam is an erstwhile drug dealer who escaped this down and dirty life by going to a retreat and emerging as a neophyte Buddhist monk. Recently returning to join the community in his old neighbourhood, he knew his past would be hard to escape but he hadn't imagined it exploding into this new life in quite such a violent fashion.
|author=Mira Grant
 
|title=Newsflesh Trilogy: Deadline
 
|rating=5
 
|genre=Horror
 
|summary=Ever since the untimely death of his sister, Shaun Mason has been alive, but not much more so than the zombies that populate his post-apocalyptic world. For the man who built a career on poking dead things with a stick, just for laughs, life's just no fun anymore.
 
|amazonuk=<amazonuk>1841498998</amazonuk>
 
 
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|author=Christopher Golden
|author=Kim Newman
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|title=Road of Bones
|title=Anno Dracula
 
 
|rating=3.5
 
|rating=3.5
 
|genre=Horror
 
|genre=Horror
|summary=The story begins in London.  It is 1888 and Queen Victoria is on the throneShe has recently remarried, taking as her husband the infamous vampire Count DraculaDracula's influence is all around London as more and more of its citizens turn willingly to vampirism, whilst others resist its temptationsA distinct sense of social and political unrest is in the air as factions speak out against the race of vampires, somehow spurred on by the serial killer at largeKnown at first as the Silver Knife, but later as Jack the Ripper, this killer targets young vampire women in Whitechapel, prostitutes who have recently turned to vampirism, known as new-borns.
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|summary=The Kolyma Highway… the 'Road of Bones'… the R504Stretching for over a thousand miles across Siberia, it's one of the world's most notorious routesFor months of the year it's a spread of sheet ice suspended above the permafrost surrounding it, while its 'spring' sees it turn into a huge blodge of unremitting, apocalyptic-level mud, which dries into rutted, puddly dust.  I don't think google streetview updates it very often.  Built because Stalin wanted so much uranium and other Siberian minerals, and because he wanted to give too many people a lesson, it legendarily cost a life every metre it coversYou can easily find documentaries about it online, but that's a bit rich, for one of our main characters, Felix 'Teig' Teigland, is a film-maker, doing a recce with his cameraman buddy, John Prentiss – who's mostly there to encourage the project to fruition to claw back some of the funds he'd invested in the pair's prior TV projects.  They pick up their oh-so-chatty local guide, gain the company of a local beauty, and fetch up at the guide's childhood villageAnd that's where things start to go awry…
|amazonuk=<amazonuk>0857680838</amazonuk>
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|isbn=1803361476
 
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|author=Ally Wilkes
|author=David Gatward
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|title=All the White Spaces
|title=The Dark (The Dead 2)
 
 
|rating=4
 
|rating=4
|genre=Teens
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|genre=Horror
|summary=We pick up exactly where we left off in this second book in David Gatward's The Dead series. Lazarus Stone has been killed (twice), resurrected (twice), been to the world of the Dead (don't ask), become a Keeper (dangerous job), got himself a personal guardian angel (Arielle, alcoholic), a Dead guide (Red, whose skin's fallen off), and has gone some way to locating his father (prisoner of the Dark and seriously not having a good time of it). Along with best mate Craig and ex-possessed nurse Clair, Lazarus has a mission.  
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|summary=In post-WWI England, Jonathan Morgan stows away on an Arctic expedition led by the famous Australis Randall. For Jonathan, this adventure represents a chance for a fresh start, and the opportunity to live life as his authentic self and true gender, without the disapproval and constraints of his parents. However, Jonathan isn't the only one fleeing the confines of his past and the shadow of the war hangs like a funeral shroud over the expedition. Guilt, mistrust and grief stalk the party and, when disaster strikes and they are forced to overwinter on land, a menacing presence waits to prey on their darkness. If Jonathan is to make it out of the Arctic winter alive, he will have to face his demons once and for all, or risk making the barren, icy landscape his tomb.
|amazonuk=<amazonuk>0340999705</amazonuk>
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|isbn=1789097835
 
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|author=Amanda Mason
|author=Shaun Hutson
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|title=The Hiding Place
|title=Epitaph
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|rating=3.5
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|genre=Horror
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|summary=Needing an escape from their turbulent life, Nell Galilee takes her husband and stepdaughter to Whitby, where they rent a cliffside holiday cottage by the name of Elder House. She hopes that it will be the perfect place to sort things out. But there's something not quite right about Elder House. The atmosphere is unsettling and off – and before long Nell starts to suspect that she and her family aren't alone there…
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|isbn=8409290103
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|title=If Only
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|author=Matthew Tree
 
|rating=4.5
 
|rating=4.5
|genre=Horror
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|genre=Literary Fiction
|summary=To state the obvious, all of us are afraid of different thingsGina, a woman having an affair in cheap hotels, is scared of getting caught. Paul, mid-30s and in advertising, sees the redundancy notice he's just been handed as prelude to a nightmarish future.  And Laura, 8, can find the underpass from school to home, and echoing footsteps within it, too spooky.  The nastiest thing about this book is that for all these characters, they're forced beyond these horrors, to find something even more frightening.
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|summary=Twenty-one-year-old Malcolm Lowry had been sent abroad by his father, cotton-broker AO Lowry: he asked his accountant, Mr Patrick, to ensure that the young man got on board the boat and thereafter Patrick was to send him a monthly allowancePatrick sent the money regularly and a correspondence - of sorts - sprang up between the two although we hear more about what Lowry has to say than Patrick.   It wasn't that Lowry senior didn't care for his son, it was that he didn't care to have him in this country where he might be a danger to his wife and other children.  The alcohol problem was obvious even before Patrick managed to get the young man on his way.
|amazonuk=<amazonuk>1841497649</amazonuk>
 
 
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|isbn=1787301435
|author=Charles Stross
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|title=Dark Waters
|title=The Fuller Memorandum
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|author=G R Halliday
 
|rating=4
 
|rating=4
|genre=Science Fiction
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|genre=Crime
|summary=Our world is not as it seems. We share it with aliens, zombies, demonic spirits, with ancient god-like entities that are all keen to eat our bodies and devour our souls. It's lucky, then, that we have the British secret service to protect us, more specifically a top secret branch of the secret service called The Laundry. This organisation is so secret that even the bosses at MI6 don't know of its existence. The point of the Laundry is to keep all the myriad of terrors endangering the Earth at bay by the careful use of science, technology and magic, magic being a little known branch of applied maths.
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|summary=Twenty-two-year-old Annabelle Whittaker made her second mistake when she opted to drive down the private road in Glen Turrit. It was a long road through some breath-taking scenery and she could push the car to its limits without fear of being caught speeding.  When the blond child stepped out in front of her she instinctively jerked the steering wheel and hit a tree. When she came round after the accident she couldn't work out where she was, but it obviously wasn't a conventional hospital. She'd made her first mistake some time ago, although the realisation wouldn't be obvious to her for a long time.  She'd made it when she chose to have her father buy her a pale blue BMW M4.
|amazonuk=<amazonuk>1841497703</amazonuk>
 
 
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|author= Grady Hendrix
|author=John Vornholt, Arthur Byron Cover and Alice Henderson
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|title= The Southern Book Club's Guide to Slaying Vampires
|title=Buffy the Vampire Slayer: No. 1: Night of the Living Rerun; Coyote Moon; Portal Through Time
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|rating= 5
|rating=4
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|genre= Horror
|genre=Teens
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|summary= Women, by and large, have always been the subjugated sex. Throughout history they have been confined to mere bit players who occasionally help hold up the powerful man and let nothing stand in his way. Grady Hendrix's new novel ''The Southern Book Club's Guide to Slaying Vampires'' gives women their due. It is an ode to the strong selfless housewife. Hendrix illustrates this by having them go toe to toe with a predatory male vampire who moves in to their quiet cul de sac.
|summary=There is something really satisfying about a huge brick of a book: the prospect of settling down for hours and hours of reading pleasure is very tempting. And this book offers an even more tempting lure for Buffy fans, because it contains three whole stories, adding variety to the mix. It's absolutely ideal for a holiday read.
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|isbn=1683691431
|amazonuk=<amazonuk>0857070606</amazonuk>
 
 
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|isbn=1529009677
|author=Robert Masello
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|title=A Window Breaks
|title=Blood and Ice
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|author=C M Ewan
|rating=4
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|rating=3.5
|genre=Horror
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|genre=Thrillers
|summary=Journalist Michael Wilde cannot pass the opportunity of spending some time at a research station in Antarctica. His girlfriend is in what could be a permanent coma following a trip that they both made together and he needs to get away. Expecting to see some amazing sights, he is not disappointed. What he was not expecting, however, was to find a block of ice during a diving expedition in which the bodies of a man a woman, perfectly preserved, were chained together. By their side were several bottles of what appeared to be wine. However, once the bodies are brought to the surface and defrost, strange things start to happen and before long, everyone at the research station is fighting for their lives. Will Michael ever manage to return home safely?
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|summary=Tom Sullivan and his wife Rachel are having problems. It's not just the usual growing apart after more than a decade of marriage. Their son, Michael, was killed in a car crash some months before: he was driving his father's Audi and at sixteen wasn't legally entitled to drive. Not only did he kill himself when the car rammed into a tree, but he also killed his girlfriend, fifteen-year-old Fiona ConnorTom can't think about Michael without a sense of shame and guiltRachel is broken, but she wants to forgive Michael.  To give some space, Tom's moved out of the family home, but stresses to his thirteen-year-old daughter, Holly, that it is only a trial separation.
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|author=Jane Austen, Seth Grahame-Smith and Tony Lee
 
|title=Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: The Graphic Novel
 
|rating=3
 
|genre=Graphic Novels
 
|summary=It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie story of any renown will not remain simply a zombie storyBefore you can say ''the risen undead'' it will become a series of books, inspiring others, and/or lead to the same story being published in many different guisesHere, then, on its way to Hollywood, is Jane Austen’s story of Lizzie Bennet, the feisty young woman trying to ignore Mr Darcy while fighting off the ''manky unmentionables'' – at least she is until the hidden truths open up to her, just as the soft soils of Hertfordshire do to yield their once-human remains.  And this time it’s in graphic novel form.
 
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|author=Struan Murray and Manuel Sumberac (illustrator)
|author=Christopher Golden (Editor)
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|title=Orphans of the Tide
|title=Zombie: An Anthology of the Undead
 
 
|rating=5
 
|rating=5
|genre=Horror
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|genre=Confident Readers
|summary=Anyone who enjoys a good horror story and likes zombie films will love this book, which is a collection of nineteen short stories by a variety of authors. I have to admit that I have only heard of one of the authors before - [[:Category:Mike Carey|Mike Carey]], who writes the [[The Naming of the Beasts (Felix Castor) by Mike Carey|Felix Castor]] novels - but I am not an avid reader of the genre and don't doubt that the authors will be known to readers more familiar with it. Despite this unfamiliarity, I thoroughly enjoyed most of the stories, with just one or two seemingly not up to scratch.
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|summary= In the last city on Earth, anyone can be the vessel of The Enemy - the god who drowned the world - who has come to wreak havoc on the last of humanity. When a mysterious boy is pulled from the corpse of a whale, the citizens immediately believe him to be the Vessel - all except for young Ellie Lancaster, a girl inventor. As the ruthless Inquisition prepares to execute the boy, Ellie must prove that he is innocent - even if it means revealing her deepest, darkest secrets...
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|isbn=1789090873
|author=Robert Jackson Bennett
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|title=Dread Nation
|title=Mr Shivers
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|author=Justina Ireland
 
|rating=5
 
|rating=5
 
|genre=Horror
 
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|summary=Marcus Connelly, a quiet, reserved and private man, has recently joined the mass of humanity travelling west in search of work. It's the Midwest in the 1930s and the Great Depression is in full swing. The dustbowl is a desperate place and there's none more desperate than Connelly. But Connelly doesn't need a job and he has a wife and a home. Connelly isn't missing prosperity; he's missing his daughter, and he's in search of the man who killed her.
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|summary=''Two days after I was born … the dead rose up and started to walk on a battlefield in a small town in Pennsylvania called Gettysburg ''
|amazonuk=<amazonuk>1841498572</amazonuk>
 
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|author=Charlie Huston
 
|title=My Dead Body (Joe Pitt Casebook)
 
|rating=4
 
|genre=Horror
 
|summary=Joe Pitt's New York is one riddled with Vampyres, infected by a Vyrus that makes them drink blood and die in the sun.  It is also a wasteland of lawless tribes of Vampyres, gang warfare carving up Manhattan into territories, each with their own leaders, specialist workers, fighters, animosities.  As we start book five, Joe's New York is actually a subterranean one, as he hides from everyone in the sewers and tunnels, until the enterprise of a top dog character flushes him out, and tells Pitt to find his daughter - a messianic poster girl for the future of the city.
 
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|author=Shirley Jackson
 
|title=The Haunting of Hill House
 
|rating=4
 
|genre=General Fiction
 
|summary=There was a time before Stephen King.  There was time before ''The Shining''.  There was a time when 'horror' was not rooted in blood, guts and gore.  I owe a slight apology to Mr King, because along with the gutsier side of the genre, I will own that he is a master at suspense.
 
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|author=F G Cottam
 
|title=The Magdalena Curse
 
|rating=2.5
 
|genre=Horror
 
|summary=Mark Hunter is the sort of father who would do anything for his son. After losing his wife and daughter in a tragic accident, his surviving son Adam has become his whole world. And Adam is an exceptional child – beautiful, incredibly smart and mature beyond his ten years – only recently he's been channelling the voices of the dead. Plagued by horrific dreams, able to speak Russian in the hours after he wakes, drawing occult symbols when he doodles, Hunter believes Adam to be possessed. Doctor Elizabeth Bancroft is sceptical, until she meets Adam, and witnesses the horrors the poor boy endures for herself.
 
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Dread Nation narrates the unconventional life of Jane McKeene who was born days before the dead began to walk the streets. An event which is interrupting the civil war between the states altered American history forever. In the changing world, minorities are forced into conscription and under the new Native and Negro Re-education Act children are placed in combat schools where they are trained extensively to destroy the dead once and for all. For Jane and other girls like her, there is however the opportunity for a better life by being employed as an attendant. With deadly capabilities and perfect etiquette, attendants protect those higher in society and are valued above all else.
|author=Chris Priestley
 
|title=Tales of Terror from the Tunnel's Mouth
 
|rating=4.5
 
|genre=Confident Readers
 
|summary=Young Robert is put on a train back to school by his stepmother. It's the first journey he's made on his own. It turns out to be more of a challenge than he could ever have imagined. The train stalls at the mouth of a tunnel and while the other passengers sleep through the wait, a mysterious woman in white tells him a series of stories - stories with a difference.  
 
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|author=Edgar Allan Poe and Gris Grimly
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|title=The Twisted Tree
|title=Tales of Death and Dementia
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|author=Rachel Burge
 
|rating=5
 
|rating=5
|genre=Graphic Novels
 
|summary=Wow! What a wonderful combination: Edgar Allan Poe, master of the gothic horror short story, and Gris Grimly, outstanding illustrator, known for his [[The Dangerous Alphabet by Neil Gaiman and Gris Grimly|work with Neil Gaiman]]. Poe's ''Tales of Death and Dementia'' are shown off at their very best in this edition.
 
|amazonuk=<amazonuk>1847386474</amazonuk>
 
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|author=Shaun Hutson
 
|title=Last Rites
 
|rating=4
 
 
|genre=Horror
 
|genre=Horror
|summary=A man gets viciously beaten up by unknown assailants in a North London street.  Only afterwards do we discover anything about him - he is a teacher, with a dead daughter, an estranged wife, and after the assault a new-found urge to flee, and to move on to something and somewhere new. Meanwhile, in rural Buckinghamshire, odd things are happening.  People are brutally killing and displaying animals, while unconnected teenagers with both long-term aims and immediate intentions, are suddenly and flippantly killing themselves.
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|summary=Martha's world has changed. Blind in one eye after falling from a tree, she wakes with a disturbing gift. She can read people through their clothes, secrets tumble from the weave, revealing insights she doesn't really want, and knowledge she doesn't understand. She flees to her grandmother, Mormor's cabin, seeking answers no one is prepared to give and stumbles into a world of menace.
|amazonuk=<amazonuk>1841497657</amazonuk>
 
 
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|isbn=1788950720
|author=Charlie Huston
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|title=Whiteout (Red Eye)
|title=Every Last Drop (Joe Pitt)
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|author=Gabriel Dylan
|rating=4
 
|genre=Horror
 
|summary=Joe Pitt is a heavy-drinking, chain-smoking, superhuman Vampyre. A rogue in a secret world of violence and bloodlust set in the heart of The Bronx. Away from the steady infrastructure of American society, the various Vampyre clans have found the perfect place to hide themselves away from the 'Van Helsings' of their world. The clans, each with their own agenda, have claimed a piece of The Bronx as their territory and over the years have established themselves well.
 
|amazonuk=<amazonuk>1841496812</amazonuk>
 
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{{newreview
 
|author=Carrie Ryan
 
|title=The Forest of Hands and Teeth
 
 
|rating=4.5
 
|rating=4.5
 
|genre=Horror
 
|genre=Horror
|summary=Mary has lived her whole life in a village in the middle of the Forest of Hands and Teeth, protected from the Unconsecrated by a fence. Life in the village is simple if you follow the rules – obey the Sisterhood for they know best, preserve the next generation by marrying and having children and stay away from the fence.                                           
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|summary=Are you up for a sleepless night or two? If so, read on!
  
Then Mary's mother is bitten when she strays too close to the fence, looking for her husband who was lost some months ago. The Guardians want to kill her before she turns and becomes Unconsecrated, but Mary's mother chooses to live and join her husband in the Forest.
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Charlie is on a school trip, skiing in the Austrian mountains. He's not having much fun. A miserable home life has given Charlie a bad attitude reputation and he's not a popular kid. Charlie tends to go off by himself - not always a safe thing to do if you're staying in a ski resort - and this is what brings him into contact with one of the ski guides, Hanna. Hanna herself doesn't have the happiest backstory and this forms a connection between them.
|amazonuk=<amazonuk>0575090847</amazonuk>
 
 
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|isbn=9386897385
|author=Neil Gaiman
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|title=Nothing Lasting
|title=Coraline
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|author=Laura Solomon
|rating=5
 
|genre=Confident Readers
 
|summary=Coraline has just moved to a new flat in a huge converted old house. It's the summer holidays, but her parents both work from home but are busy, so operate a general policy of benign neglect. Miss Spink and Miss Forcible on the ground floor offer Coraline the odd cup of tea - and read its leaves to boot. The crazy old man upstairs is busy training a mouse circus. There's plenty of scope for exploring in the grounds, and so that's what Coraline does, just as Alice did before she found Wonderland.
 
|amazonuk=<amazonuk>0747597308</amazonuk>
 
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{{newreview
 
|author=Jennifer Rardin
 
|title=One More Bite (Jaz Parks)
 
|rating=4.5
 
|genre=Horror
 
|summary=''You are in the business of ghost release?''
 
 
 
Well, when that is asked of a vampire CIA assassin who has lived through untold horrors and seen innumerable deaths, and Jaz Sparks, his spunky human-but-getting-less-so-with-every-book colleague-turned-lover, it only comes down as a major understatement.
 
|amazonuk=<amazonuk>1841497096</amazonuk>
 
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{{newreview
 
|author=Christopher Ransom
 
|title=The Birthing House
 
 
|rating=3.5
 
|rating=3.5
 
|genre=Horror
 
|genre=Horror
|summary=Spooky, sprawling house out in the sticks – checkRelocated, young, childless, vulnerable couple – checkSlow drip-drip of the odd to chill the male of the couple while she is away in a working assignment – checkSlow drip-drip of the odd to chill the reader? Well, given patience, yes, somewhat.
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|summary=We never know the man's name but let's call him ''Boyo''It's what his mother used to call him, not least because he found it annoying.  When we first meet Boyo his mother is alive, if not ''living'' as most people would understand it.  She spends her days watching daytime television and drinkingHousework is a foreign countryWhen she dies she's not missed, firstly because she'd spent a couple of years in a mental hospital, but mainly because her ghost continues to haunt Boyo. She wants him to achieve something in his life: what she has in mind is that he could be a famous arsonist.
|amazonuk=<amazonuk>0751541710</amazonuk>
 
 
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|isbn=1538761858
|author=Shaun Hutson
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|title=The Anomaly
|title=Body Count
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|author=Michael Rutger
|rating=4
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|rating=5
 
|genre=Horror
 
|genre=Horror
|summary=There is a certain edge to the prologue to this latest Shaun Hutson. Is it a futuristic slasher, or a sci-fi slasher, an otherworldly fantasy slasher?  You'll see the connection among my suggestions – this is a Shaun Hutson book, after all, and we can expect no let-up in the gore and carnage over the few hundred pages to follow.
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|summary=Tomb Raider meets Indiana Jones within an X-Files episode, for the Youtube era. Join the intrepid (if rather inept) team of internet adventurers as they head out on yet another search for ''an anomaly'' only to (spoilers) actually find one. Imagine if, instead of being scared by their own acting, Derek Acorah and Yvette Fielding actually found something; that is the starting point of this book. Deep in a cave within the Grand Canyon our team of adventurers find themselves trapped in a Stephen King plot with added levels of paranoia and conspiracy thrown into the blend.
|amazonuk=<amazonuk>1841494348</amazonuk>
 
 
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|isbn=1683690122
|author=Simon Holt
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|title=We Sold Our Souls
|title=The Devouring
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|author=Grady Hendrix
|rating=4
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|rating=5
|genre=Teens
 
|summary=Meet Reggie, a fifteen year old girl who cannot quite come to terms with her younger brother Henry's behaviour.  Is it down to her awakening at last to boys and driving lessons?  Is it that, due to an easily diverted father and a mother who left the household months ago, she is fed up with being a free babysitter?  Or is the real reason more akin to what is in a scratchy journal she finds due to her working in an occult bookshop?  Is Henry in fact only going to dark and disagreeable places and moods due to possession by a Vour, a devilish entity that thrives on developing then dining on fear?
 
|amazonuk=<amazonuk>0141325267</amazonuk>
 
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{{newreview
 
|author=Jennifer Rardin
 
|title=Bitten to Death (Jaz Parks)
 
|rating=4
 
 
|genre=Horror
 
|genre=Horror
|summary=''Slash'' – the sound of vampires lashing out at each other – a noise and activity you'll have to get used to when reading this book and the three prequels.  Vayl is a vampire working on behalf of humankind, despatching the nastier side of the undead as and when required.
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|summary=The night manager of a Best Western, Kris Pulaski is washed up and unhappy. Few know of her past as guitarist of 90's Heavy Metal band Dürt Würk – a band once tipped for greatness, but destined to obscurity after lead singer Terry Hunt embarked on a solo career, rocketing to stardom as ''Koffin''. When a shocking act of violence turns Kris's life upside down – she is forced to look back to a past she has tried to forget – and to a deal Hunt made that may have sabotaged more than just the band. In a journey that will take Kris from a dusty hotel to a hellish music festival, she's determined to face the man who ruined her life. But with dark forces rising and threatening everything Kris holds dear, will Kris be able to defeat the odds? Or will Hell truly be unleashed on the Earth…?
 
 
''Crunch'' – the past colliding with the present in this latest mission, as Vayl and his human counterpart Jaz encounter a Grecian troupe of vampires, about to be taken over it would appear by the baddy of baddies, Samos.  Jaz has to face up to the fact that Vayl has a history with this band of vamps.  Which is nothing compared to the present he and a certain female among them are to share.
 
|amazonuk=<amazonuk>1841497088</amazonuk>
 
 
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|isbn=ETDWB
|author=Laurell K Hamilton
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|title=Even The Dead Will Bleed: Book 3 of Tell Me When I'm Dead
|title=Blood Noir (Anita Blake Vampire Hunter)
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|author=Steven Ramirez
|rating=3.5
 
|genre=Horror
 
|summary=I don't think all this can be blamed on Mr Bram Stoker.  Of course there is a sexual element to the exchange of bodily fluids of his Dracula and his victims, but this has become too much in this example of what can only now be loosely termed vampire horror.  Anita Blake, US Marshall with distinction in killing unwanted undead, due to some part-supernatural skills of her own, lives with at least one regular sexual partner, Nathaniel, but takes herself off with Jason, an occasional lover and full-time werewolf, to help him.
 
|amazonuk=<amazonuk>184149691X</amazonuk>
 
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|author=Chris Blythe and Steven Parkhouse
 
|title=Angel Fire
 
 
|rating=4.5
 
|rating=4.5
|genre=Graphic Novels
 
|summary=John Dury and his partner Zee are businessmen you would find it hard to like.  Hard-hitting, go-getting types, they spend their leisure hours taking drugs, and their company time making smash-and-grab raids on family firms, carving them up and selling the relics off piecemeal.  Their boss, Mr Belial, rewards their more amoral business successes with escorts in their scanties, and yet more narcotics – the trendiest street drug of which is Angel Fire, a new chemical that can easily take you to heaven.
 
|amazonuk=<amazonuk>1844429180</amazonuk>
 
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|author=Celia Friedman 
 
|title=Feast of Souls
 
|rating=4
 
|genre=Fantasy
 
|summary=Whilst I tend to read fantasy more than any other genre these days, my first love has always been the horror genre.  So when an author promises me a fantasy novel with a dark twist, then I am always likely to be interested.
 
|amazonuk=<amazonuk>1841495328</amazonuk>
 
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{{newreview
 
|author=Jennifer Rardin
 
|title=Biting the Bullet
 
|rating=4
 
 
|genre=Horror
 
|genre=Horror
|summary=Things aren’t getting better for Jaz Parks, and her gang of undead, near-dead and just plain odd hunter-killers. The uberbaddy prevalent throughout the series seems to have got a new dogsbody, The Wizard one who is able to bring the reavers – soul-eating nasties – back to life as zombie versions that are even harder to kill. A trip to hell (or a dream resembling that) has brought suggestions from Mum that things aren’t going to be getting better, or easier, and tells of jobs unfinished.
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|summary=In the third and final part of the ''Tell Me When I'm Dead'' series, Dave Pulaski is headed to Los Angeles – seeking revenge and retribution. With the events of book two still weighing heavily on Dave, he struggles against the rage burning inside him and saves Sasha a young escapee from the secret testing facility. As events come to a climax, and Dave finds himself pursued by both an ex-military sociopath and a group of scientifically engineered humans who flay their victims alive, the stakes are higher than ever before – will Dave make it out of this alive? And what kind of world will he have left?
|amazonuk=<amazonuk>1841496405</amazonuk>
 
 
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|author=Charlie Huston
 
|title=Half the Blood of Brooklyn (Joe Pitt Novel)
 
|genre=Horror
 
|rating=3.5
 
|summary=The scratchy maps at the start of the book show how the world of Brooklyn and Manhattan has been separated into gang territories – gangs of Vampyres, the undead forced that way through some form of viral contagion.  The Society, that Joe Pitt works for as a gopher, hard man and possibly just mule, able to be played like a puppet on a string, that have their world centred on Greenwich, are rebuffing an approach from the Docks, over the Brooklyn Bridge.  This is easily done, with a few quick axe slashes, but no-one, not Pitt, not the moll of the gang, Lydia, and not even the head honcho, Terry, can predict just how volatile the whole of New York is becoming.
 
|amazonuk=<amazonuk>1841496804</amazonuk>
 
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{{newreview
 
|title=Unmarked Graves
 
|author=Shaun Hutson
 
|genre=Horror
 
|rating=4
 
|summary=This horror book certainly raises questions. How can the author so successfully manage to tie in the initial threads into what boils down to a zombie novel?
 
 
 
A tall, charismatic African political leader (or terrorist, depending on whose side you're on) leaves the scene of a woman he has butchered to death in a gruesome little episode, and flees across the continent as any emigrant would. An emigrant with armed bodyguards willing to take any amount of bullets, that is.
 
 
 
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Review of

A Sunny Place for Shady People by Mariana Enriquez

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Mariana Enriquez writes horror that is disturbingly real, achieving this uncanny familiarity by basing her paranormal plots on gritty realities: her settings include an abandoned field full of disused refrigerators due to an urban planning mishap, an overcrowded homeless shelter and a crime-ridden neighbourhood where safety meetings are routine - all within Argentina. The circumstances of her characters are so plausible that the supernatural or otherworldly horror which seeps into these spaces adopts a similarly tangible texture. Full Review

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The Midnight Feast by Lucy Foley

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It's midsummer on the Dorset coast and guests gather at The Manor. It's their opening weekend and splendid celebrations are promised. It's all headed up by Francesca Meadows. The Manor was her ancestral home and she's converted it into an impressive retreat for the wealthy and famous. Her husband, Owen, was the architect and work is still ongoing on parts of the site. The heat is oppressive and amongst the guests are enemies as well as friends. Old scores are going to be settled and it won't be long before a body is found. Full Review

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The Pale House Devil by Richard Kadrey

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Ford and Neuland are a couple of, well, guys for hire I guess, though really the way I thought of them through the book was as a couple of strange detectives! One of them is living, you see, and the other is undead, and so one of them kills the living, and the other kills the undead. (Only not each other, obviously). They're on a job in New York that goes badly, and so they head out to the West coast to try to lay low for a while and find some other work to keep them going. But when a young woman called Tilda hires them to kill the 'something' that appears to be haunting a wealthy gentleman's house they find themselves uncovering a whole lot of family history, and a terrifyingly powerful creature that they've never come across before! Full Review

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Bad Dolls by Rachel Harrison

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It's been some time since I've read any horror. I had a couple of misspent teen years reading Stephen King, borrowing the books from a boy I fancied at school and scaring myself half silly with them to the point that I couldn't shut my bedroom curtains at night for fear of the vampires outside! Don't worry - this short story collection isn't like that! It doesn't have those jump scares, and I didn't have to read it during daylight hours only! But it is creepy, and I found most of that feeling came from the fact that these are stories about women, living normal lives, and that at least in part, the horrors arises from very normal situations such as a breakup, trying a new dieting app, going to a hen party and a coping with grief. Full Review

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Review of

Camp Damascus by Chuck Tingle

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Love is love; although humans continue to be confused by this sentiment. Gay conversion therapy is ongoing. The UK government ruled out plans to make it a crime and, in the US, nearly 700 000 adults have received it. Although it is both a secular and a religious prejudice, Chuck Tingle, in his new horror, Camp Damascus, peels back the skin of Christian pray the gay away camps to show the reader the horror lurking within. Full Review

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The Last Passenger by Will Dean

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Caroline Riley (she prefers 'Caz') is middle-aged and has found herself somewhat surprisingly in love with Pete. They're off on a cruise to New York on Atlantica. Caz's sister, Gemma, reckons that Pete is going to propose but Caz hasn't spotted a ring-shaped bulge in his suit pocket and she doesn't know whether she's relieved or disappointed. They've not been a couple for that long and the trip will be an excellent opportunity to get to know him a bit better. Meanwhile, Gemma is looking after Caz's cafe as well as their mother who has dementia. It's going to be good, isn't it? Full Review

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The Trees Grew Because I Bled There by Eric LaRocca

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Horror taps into something primeval within us. It is used as a way to reflect our darkest emotions and how we as humans react and process them. Most horror fiction feature a Big Bad, whether that is a home invader, a monster or a ghost, it usually something tangible and, by the end of the story, beatable. Eric LaRocca's The Trees Grew Because I Bled There is not like that. It is a collection of short stories more interested in the horrors of illness, grief and humiliation. Horrors that linger and are harder to defeat than any Big Bad. Full Review

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Dukkha by Martin Hyde

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Sam wakes up chained in a basement. He rails against his captor and the injustice of his imprisonment? Why? Why?

But of course, he knows why. Sam is an erstwhile drug dealer who escaped this down and dirty life by going to a retreat and emerging as a neophyte Buddhist monk. Recently returning to join the community in his old neighbourhood, he knew his past would be hard to escape but he hadn't imagined it exploding into this new life in quite such a violent fashion. Full Review

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Review of

Road of Bones by Christopher Golden

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The Kolyma Highway… the 'Road of Bones'… the R504. Stretching for over a thousand miles across Siberia, it's one of the world's most notorious routes. For months of the year it's a spread of sheet ice suspended above the permafrost surrounding it, while its 'spring' sees it turn into a huge blodge of unremitting, apocalyptic-level mud, which dries into rutted, puddly dust. I don't think google streetview updates it very often. Built because Stalin wanted so much uranium and other Siberian minerals, and because he wanted to give too many people a lesson, it legendarily cost a life every metre it covers. You can easily find documentaries about it online, but that's a bit rich, for one of our main characters, Felix 'Teig' Teigland, is a film-maker, doing a recce with his cameraman buddy, John Prentiss – who's mostly there to encourage the project to fruition to claw back some of the funds he'd invested in the pair's prior TV projects. They pick up their oh-so-chatty local guide, gain the company of a local beauty, and fetch up at the guide's childhood village. And that's where things start to go awry… Full Review

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All the White Spaces by Ally Wilkes

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In post-WWI England, Jonathan Morgan stows away on an Arctic expedition led by the famous Australis Randall. For Jonathan, this adventure represents a chance for a fresh start, and the opportunity to live life as his authentic self and true gender, without the disapproval and constraints of his parents. However, Jonathan isn't the only one fleeing the confines of his past and the shadow of the war hangs like a funeral shroud over the expedition. Guilt, mistrust and grief stalk the party and, when disaster strikes and they are forced to overwinter on land, a menacing presence waits to prey on their darkness. If Jonathan is to make it out of the Arctic winter alive, he will have to face his demons once and for all, or risk making the barren, icy landscape his tomb. Full Review

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Review of

The Hiding Place by Amanda Mason

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Needing an escape from their turbulent life, Nell Galilee takes her husband and stepdaughter to Whitby, where they rent a cliffside holiday cottage by the name of Elder House. She hopes that it will be the perfect place to sort things out. But there's something not quite right about Elder House. The atmosphere is unsettling and off – and before long Nell starts to suspect that she and her family aren't alone there… Full Review

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Review of

If Only by Matthew Tree

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Twenty-one-year-old Malcolm Lowry had been sent abroad by his father, cotton-broker AO Lowry: he asked his accountant, Mr Patrick, to ensure that the young man got on board the boat and thereafter Patrick was to send him a monthly allowance. Patrick sent the money regularly and a correspondence - of sorts - sprang up between the two although we hear more about what Lowry has to say than Patrick. It wasn't that Lowry senior didn't care for his son, it was that he didn't care to have him in this country where he might be a danger to his wife and other children. The alcohol problem was obvious even before Patrick managed to get the young man on his way. Full Review

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Dark Waters by G R Halliday

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Twenty-two-year-old Annabelle Whittaker made her second mistake when she opted to drive down the private road in Glen Turrit. It was a long road through some breath-taking scenery and she could push the car to its limits without fear of being caught speeding. When the blond child stepped out in front of her she instinctively jerked the steering wheel and hit a tree. When she came round after the accident she couldn't work out where she was, but it obviously wasn't a conventional hospital. She'd made her first mistake some time ago, although the realisation wouldn't be obvious to her for a long time. She'd made it when she chose to have her father buy her a pale blue BMW M4. Full Review

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The Southern Book Club's Guide to Slaying Vampires by Grady Hendrix

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Women, by and large, have always been the subjugated sex. Throughout history they have been confined to mere bit players who occasionally help hold up the powerful man and let nothing stand in his way. Grady Hendrix's new novel The Southern Book Club's Guide to Slaying Vampires gives women their due. It is an ode to the strong selfless housewife. Hendrix illustrates this by having them go toe to toe with a predatory male vampire who moves in to their quiet cul de sac. Full Review

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A Window Breaks by C M Ewan

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Tom Sullivan and his wife Rachel are having problems. It's not just the usual growing apart after more than a decade of marriage. Their son, Michael, was killed in a car crash some months before: he was driving his father's Audi and at sixteen wasn't legally entitled to drive. Not only did he kill himself when the car rammed into a tree, but he also killed his girlfriend, fifteen-year-old Fiona Connor. Tom can't think about Michael without a sense of shame and guilt. Rachel is broken, but she wants to forgive Michael. To give some space, Tom's moved out of the family home, but stresses to his thirteen-year-old daughter, Holly, that it is only a trial separation. Full Review

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Orphans of the Tide by Struan Murray and Manuel Sumberac (illustrator)

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In the last city on Earth, anyone can be the vessel of The Enemy - the god who drowned the world - who has come to wreak havoc on the last of humanity. When a mysterious boy is pulled from the corpse of a whale, the citizens immediately believe him to be the Vessel - all except for young Ellie Lancaster, a girl inventor. As the ruthless Inquisition prepares to execute the boy, Ellie must prove that he is innocent - even if it means revealing her deepest, darkest secrets... Full Review

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Review of

Dread Nation by Justina Ireland

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Two days after I was born … the dead rose up and started to walk on a battlefield in a small town in Pennsylvania called Gettysburg

Dread Nation narrates the unconventional life of Jane McKeene who was born days before the dead began to walk the streets. An event which is interrupting the civil war between the states altered American history forever. In the changing world, minorities are forced into conscription and under the new Native and Negro Re-education Act children are placed in combat schools where they are trained extensively to destroy the dead once and for all. For Jane and other girls like her, there is however the opportunity for a better life by being employed as an attendant. With deadly capabilities and perfect etiquette, attendants protect those higher in society and are valued above all else. Full Review

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Review of

The Twisted Tree by Rachel Burge

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Martha's world has changed. Blind in one eye after falling from a tree, she wakes with a disturbing gift. She can read people through their clothes, secrets tumble from the weave, revealing insights she doesn't really want, and knowledge she doesn't understand. She flees to her grandmother, Mormor's cabin, seeking answers no one is prepared to give and stumbles into a world of menace. Full Review

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Review of

Whiteout (Red Eye) by Gabriel Dylan

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Are you up for a sleepless night or two? If so, read on!

Charlie is on a school trip, skiing in the Austrian mountains. He's not having much fun. A miserable home life has given Charlie a bad attitude reputation and he's not a popular kid. Charlie tends to go off by himself - not always a safe thing to do if you're staying in a ski resort - and this is what brings him into contact with one of the ski guides, Hanna. Hanna herself doesn't have the happiest backstory and this forms a connection between them. Full Review

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Review of

Nothing Lasting by Laura Solomon

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We never know the man's name but let's call him Boyo. It's what his mother used to call him, not least because he found it annoying. When we first meet Boyo his mother is alive, if not living as most people would understand it. She spends her days watching daytime television and drinking. Housework is a foreign country. When she dies she's not missed, firstly because she'd spent a couple of years in a mental hospital, but mainly because her ghost continues to haunt Boyo. She wants him to achieve something in his life: what she has in mind is that he could be a famous arsonist. Full Review

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Review of

The Anomaly by Michael Rutger

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Tomb Raider meets Indiana Jones within an X-Files episode, for the Youtube era. Join the intrepid (if rather inept) team of internet adventurers as they head out on yet another search for an anomaly only to (spoilers) actually find one. Imagine if, instead of being scared by their own acting, Derek Acorah and Yvette Fielding actually found something; that is the starting point of this book. Deep in a cave within the Grand Canyon our team of adventurers find themselves trapped in a Stephen King plot with added levels of paranoia and conspiracy thrown into the blend. Full Review

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Review of

We Sold Our Souls by Grady Hendrix

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The night manager of a Best Western, Kris Pulaski is washed up and unhappy. Few know of her past as guitarist of 90's Heavy Metal band Dürt Würk – a band once tipped for greatness, but destined to obscurity after lead singer Terry Hunt embarked on a solo career, rocketing to stardom as Koffin. When a shocking act of violence turns Kris's life upside down – she is forced to look back to a past she has tried to forget – and to a deal Hunt made that may have sabotaged more than just the band. In a journey that will take Kris from a dusty hotel to a hellish music festival, she's determined to face the man who ruined her life. But with dark forces rising and threatening everything Kris holds dear, will Kris be able to defeat the odds? Or will Hell truly be unleashed on the Earth…? Full Review

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Even The Dead Will Bleed: Book 3 of Tell Me When I'm Dead by Steven Ramirez

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In the third and final part of the Tell Me When I'm Dead series, Dave Pulaski is headed to Los Angeles – seeking revenge and retribution. With the events of book two still weighing heavily on Dave, he struggles against the rage burning inside him and saves Sasha – a young escapee from the secret testing facility. As events come to a climax, and Dave finds himself pursued by both an ex-military sociopath and a group of scientifically engineered humans who flay their victims alive, the stakes are higher than ever before – will Dave make it out of this alive? And what kind of world will he have left? Full Review

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