In a first-person narrative, a man becomes an artist-in-residence to one of the world's most unusual communities. He and a handful of willing wife-swappers live in converted US forces housing, at an abandoned spy post in the Orkneys. He designs conceptual art forms, and the vandalising of same, with his new-found friends, Princess Diana, Fred West, Stephen Milligan, and the missing one from the Manic Street Preachers. If this is odd, he also has a secret that might cause our opinion of his identity to change.