|summary=A disabled seal, talking heads on pigs, the embodiment of dying cities and the devil - it could only be a more obscure graphic novel.
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Diego is new to town. He's a seal, on crutches, but don't raise an eyebrow at that - you won't have enough left to raise at what follows, when he is hounded by a singing professorial claque who go about grooming him for being a very public, hopeful figure. Observing all of this is the devil (a dwarf in check dungarees, of course), who wants Diego for his own purposes...