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Janet is a gal on a mission. Having suffered through 16 years of dubious parenting from 'the mad cow' and 'Sigmund' (her assertive mum and psychiatrist dad), and endured years of torture from brother Justin (aka 'the biggest argument, ever, for abortion') she is entering a new phase in her life. From now on, she will ignore the shallowness of her family, become intense and serious, spend a lot of time nurturing her soul, and dress mainly in black. Not quite to the extent of Adrian Mole's Pandora ( ''"I am wearing black because I am in mourning for the world"'') but still, a definite venture to the dark side. How marvellous. Along with her best gal pal Disha, she sets out to try to untangle the many relationships in her life and documents her struggles in this, her personal diary.